Wednesday, June 07, 2006

An Optimistic Away Message

Since I am away.....you should do the following:
Run outside screaming.
You heard me, do it after you finish reading.
Run outside making outrageous claims about something that you will call............
'Pickle-Major'
Once you are outside....remain silent.
They will come out to look for you, and ....they will find nothing. Just when they think you are gone...........
BAMN! THERE YOU ARE!! YOU ARE ON THE ROOF
That is where I have supplied you a batman utility belt containing a 2 x4, a nightstick, and some onion rings.
Now........Time to get drunk............Get nutty with a bottle of whiskey in one hand. Yes, you can only use one hand. The other you will need for disbursing propaganda for
WWW.ARMYOFTECHNO.COM
join
(of course, the soundsystem will be awesome dont worry about the children attacking)

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