Thursday, March 26, 2009
Post #100: The 5000 Calorie Burger
In what is the epitome of stupidity, the Fifth Third Burger!
Fifth Third Burger "Nutritional" Value
Total Fat: 299g
Sat. Fat: 199g
Total Carbs: 354g
Congratulations to the Western Michigan Wildcats, who play at Fifth Third Bank Ballpark, for creating the most disgusting thing humans can eat. It's 5/3 lbs of beef with lettuce, tomato, salsa, sour cream, chili and Fritos on an eight-inch sesame seed bun. The team says it feeds one to four people and sells for $20, and if a person finishes the Fifth Third Burger in one sitting, the team will offer up a Fifth Third Burger T-shirt. Now you could either have 8 shares of Fifth Third Bank, or one of these burgers.
Either choice is probably a waste of money...
Wow, 100 posts... Here's to 100 more!
Posted by Productive Citizen at 11:42 AM
Labels: burger, fat, fifth third bank, post 100, western michigan, Whitecaps
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