More Stupid Commercials!

So we were hanging out at my friend's house this weekend and I was shown the following amazingly stupid advertisements!

Jones Big Ass Truck Rental and Storage Facility


After some research I found that he has another business...
Jones Good Ass BBQ & Foot Massage!


Cullman Liquidation Depressing Mobile Home Ad


Cuban Gynecologist and American Car Salesman


An Insanely Long Indian Condom Commercial


I am also going to repost Montgomery Flea Market again...


These marketing geniuses are titans of industry and a reminder of the unbreakable spirit of entrepreneurship in this post credit crisis world.

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Defeat the Debt... Yea Right...

So I just saw this on CNBC...

- from Defeat the Debt

I understand the fear about our enormous national debt to China, but quit using the "Won't someone think of the children?" argument. It is trite and classless. Do you think those kids really care what their parents pay in taxes? Do you think they even know their future profession? If you think they do, I have some valuable commercial real estate in Northeast Ohio to sell you... Seriously, the debates about economic stimulus, healthcare, and energy have demonstrated my greatest fear about the USA. Our citizens are getting dumber by the day, and corporations/lobbyists are manipulating the masses through fear tactics.

Disagree with me? Go back to drinking your high fructose corn syrup and watching Michael Jackson E! News Coverage. I am sorry to have tried to make you think, I know it makes your head hurt.

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Inhalerette TV Commercial

"Try doing that with a patch!"

Classy,

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Shake Weight (this just seems wrong)

So many things to say...


Random Stupidity, indeed...

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Banned German Sprite AD (NSFW)

I repeat, this is NOT SAFE FOR WORK!


That is either great or terrible, but either way it sure is random and stupid.

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You're Gonna Love My Nuts

Check out this remixed Slap Chop commercial.



Well played, DJ.

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Comfort Wipes, Innovative Asswiping

Keeping the toilet humor going, here is a REAL AD for a product called Comfort Wipe...

"The first improvement to toilet paper as we know it since the 1880s"
"The Comfort Wipe, allows you to maintain your dignity, while you maintain your personal hygiene."

God help us,

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Mr. Alan's and Mark have your back!

In this warcession we need deals like 1 for $29 or 2 for $50, 10 bucks!



This may be the best Ad campaign ever!



If you can't get credit at Norton Furniture, you can't get it anywhere...



Mark creeps me out...



This one has a surprise ending...



Mark takes his message to the streets...



And now an even worse AD:



I hope that was stupid and/or random enough,

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Snuggie Backlash

When will the hate end, and the Snuggie begin?

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